LoLz..

01.12.08

It's done! Done done done. The archive page wasn't as bad as I thought it would be (Thank God). I cleaned up the way the older entries are organized, as well, so that now it's all by year. I might still leave some of '07 out in the main older page, because some of them are relatively significant .

My friends will all return to school tomorrow! I am very glad for this. Only last night did my friend and RA come back, and her grandparents took me out for the first real meal (and glass of soda!) I've had since I left home three weeks ago. It was quite quite tasty, and good to interact with real, live people.

Here are some photos of my truck, and the poor Cadillac that I rear-ended on the highway. The full story is this: While driving home on the evening of the 20th, I felt light-headed. I thought I might want to pull over. The next thing I remember is a man pounding on the passenger window of my brave, beautiful truck, asking if I was all right. Obviously, I wasn't.

So here I am, on top of this effing one-week old Cadillac Seville, wondering where my glasses were. Once I got out of the vehicle, I realized two very important things: 1. Hey, there's gasoline everywhere and my car is on, and 2. Oh yeah, my drug paraphernalia is probably on the floor of my car.

A vertebral compression fracture, several types of painkillers, and minor misdemeanor later, I owe the state of Ohio $300 and Cadillac man one semester of private college.

Oops.

Apparently, Cadillac Man is happy that I hit his car, because we were ten feet away from one of the major Ohio rivers. Not THE Ohio river, but another one. Can you imagine that top-heavy truck upside down in the river? No more Carly, that's for sure!

I'm tired of cheating death. I think I'm going to go back to boring, stay-at-home-and-sniff-markers college life. I've had enough excitement for one winter. Augh.

So, the layout is done, and my research hasn't even been started. Oh boy. An all-nighter before the semester even begins? Unheard of. Bad show, bad show.

I crush Cadillacs
and eat nails for breakfast.
I'm xHardxFuckingxCore!!!11!

EDIT: When I drink, I like to listen to "No Quarter" by Led Zeppelin. It makes me feel crazy.

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