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06.23.08

I'm so mentally exhausted! An entire Rosetta Stone French Unit today. It took about six hours. Or, six heures. I started a onze heures de la matin, et il est juste aprés dix heures de la nuit. Auuuugh! I'm going to be dreaming in French tonight. Broken, terribly spoken French, mind you. I'm really truly terrible at this language. But I have no choice but to learn it and turn it into a minor by Spring 2009. Blech. That crazy guttural "r" sound confounds me. My vocal chords are perplexed by this language, and my mind has turned to le slush. But! I finished my Morita daily goals, and that is a great accomplishment for me.

The Morita psychotherapy, coupled with my forced detox of all most things poisonous (my only vice are the lovely Camel Lights that keep me from gnawing off my own arm), has really made a productive summer. I'm near completion of the first Morita book, Playing Ball on Running Water, and I look forward to further inspiration from the second book in the trilogy.

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My Morita goals:
Clean the House, Update D-Land...
Mission Accomplished.

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